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麥特在MV末了阻止莎拉繼續懺悔,對鏡頭說︰「言盡於此,吉米,抱歉,時間不夠了,莎拉,我們走,去睡麥特戴蒙吧。」在在表現出吉米迂迴又高明的手段,全天下只有他可藉假戴綠帽/自貶自損之餘還能不失趣味/兼備娛樂地向麥特致歉。至於莎拉,公然昭告天下她睡了「People雜誌2007年最性感男人」麥特戴蒙,應該沒什麼好損失的吧?
就像電影《回到未來》或《魔戒》,很多成功的「三集片」,後兩集都是預先一起策劃好的。同理應用在吉米作秀,歷經好萊塢編劇100多天罷工落幕,奧斯卡終於如期在2月24日晚間舉行,吉米選在頒獎典禮剛轉播完的當晚,祭出了終極武器、最高潮的第三部終曲。
是的,吉米逆襲了,他說:「我被羞辱了,如果你搶走我的情人,我敢保證老子也能對你橫刀奪愛!麥特,莎拉,下面這段是獻給你們的。」
然後,他睡了班艾佛列克(Ben Affleck)。
三部曲《吉米的復仇》
第三集對我來說真是致命的一擊,卡司更堅強,曲式更磅礡,華麗得令人承受不住,中途還要按暫停接住我的呼吸,否則我一定笑死。
菲爾柯林斯Phil Collins/「小布」布萊德彼特Brad Pitt/「福伯」哈里遜福特Harrison Ford/「蓉姊」卡麥蓉狄亞Cameron Diaz/「盧安達飯店店長」唐奇鐸Don Cheadle/羅賓威廉斯Robin Williams/「大波士頓」主唱迪奇Dicky Barrett/休路易斯Huey Lewis/「X戰警魔形女」羅貝卡羅咪Rebecca Romijn/「唐老鴨」梅西粿Macy Gray/「打倒男孩」主唱彼特Pete Wentz/「哈比人」多明尼克摩納翰Dominic Monaghan/「妮可李奇老公與小叔」麥登雙胞胎Joel Madden and Benji Madden/「美聲王子」喬許葛洛班Josh Groban/「艾美獎女星」克莉絲汀娜雅柏蓋特Christina Applegate/肉塊Meat Loaf/「珍上癮」主唱派瑞法洛Perry Farrell/「超級男孩」藍斯貝斯Lance Bass/「聯合公園」主唱麥克Mike Shinoda/「I Love Rock n' Roll」原唱瓊傑特Joan Jett/「男孩我最壞」影壇新秀克里斯多福明茲普萊斯Christopher Mintz-Plasse...等22人一同見證「吉米真的睡了班艾佛列克」。
結尾還獻給普立茲獎得主/《村聲》創辦人/去年11月10日過世的諾曼梅勒(Norman Mailer),他在84年陽壽間討過6個老婆。我不知道這影片為何要獻給他,但就在不明所以的過程中,我還是莫名其妙地笑了。
影片還暗藏了不少玄機,好比合唱團中的Lance Bass和Joan Jett是出櫃同志,Christopher Mintz-Plasse在爆笑片《Superbad》中就是演肖想上床打炮的少年;又好比第二、三部曲有很多鏡頭仿自知名電影/影集/MV/廣告/實境節目,在這就不贅述,其中當然也有我不解的,希望各路俠客留言註釋,達到互動的喜樂。畢竟版主最近心情起伏很大,需要這類虛擬的慰藉。
视频1的3:48,Sara穿红裙被两个人抬着走,周围几个MM在转圈儿,镜头从她上方俯视,好象是模仿小甜甜布莱尼早期的一个MV,反正那个镜头很老套
视频2快结尾那儿,Jimmy趴窗口上,Ben把手搭他肩膀上,好象是里一镜头
他们穿着两闪闪的衣服对唱且越靠越近的那段,特眼熟;穿牛仔短裤搂着手互插口袋,也很老套,凡在美剧里有GAY夫妻出场都是那样,那种打扮。..
欧阳 Says:
视频2快结尾那儿,Jimmy趴窗口上,Ben把手搭他肩膀上,好象是里一镜头,奇怪,怎么红磨坊这三字不见了..
三月 17th, 2008 at 7:34 下午
怒,抱歉了,书名号里面的字自动不见了."视频2快结尾那儿,Jimmy趴窗口上,Ben把手搭他肩膀上,好象是红磨坊里的一镜头",俺想说这个..
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SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: I'm sorry but it's true
SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: I'm not imaging it's you
SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar
SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: While you're drinking diet Snapple
SS: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She said she's fucking Matt Damon
MD: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples?
SS: Hey Jim, don't take it bad
Remember all the good times we had
Like the time we went fishing
And we caught a bunch of fish
Then you puked in the bucket
On the fish that we caught
Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who's that knocking at my door?
Girls: Amfa!
Boys: Amfa who?
Girls: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Boys: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: And you know that I ain't lying
SS: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: Ask The Insider's Pat O'Brien
SS: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: She's fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
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JK:Oh, Hi Sarah. It's been a long time. I guess you've been…busy with…Matt Damon. I've been busy too. I've been thinking about us, and you and him and, I'm happy for you. I really am. He's a great guy. I mean he's the sexiest man alive. I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don't know if you've heard, but…I'm fucking Ben Affleck!
BA:He's fucking Ben Affleck.
JK: While you and Matt are swappin' spit. I said I'm fucking Ben Affleck!
BA: He said he's fucking Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he's got bigger tips.
JK: They're not hairy though, right?
BA: No…
Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…fucking Ben Affleck?
JK: I am! I'm fucking him!
Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.
JK: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.
Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh….
Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?
JK& BA: When we're together there's this feeling inside.
It's like a million butterflies flutterin' in my behind.
I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I'm fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.
And our fucking won't be stopped no matter how hard they try.
BA: They can't stop it.
JK: They can't stop it.
Joan Jett: You won't tear them apart. You can't stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He's fucking our friend Ben.
Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…
Everyone: He's fucking Ben
Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: fucking Ben Affleck
Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy's the one who's fucking Ben Affleck like they're in prison.
Everyone: Just like prison.
Macy Gray: He's fucking Ben…Ben Affleck's his guy.
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it's through the fucking night and day…
Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!
Cameron Diaz: Okay, I'll ask him Huey, did you see them **** at all?
Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them ****. They were in a bathroom stall.
Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he's fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck. He's fuuuucking Bennnn!
Everyone: He's fucking Ben. He's fucking Ben Affleck!
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